1. thisiselliz:

    light skin ratchet hoes are aggressive for no reason

    4 months ago  /  39 notes  /  Source: thisiselliz

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    4 months ago  /  84,001 notes  /  Source: heyfunniest

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  4. does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

    (via martyblacc)

    4 months ago  /  218,044 notes  /  Source: dlubes

  5. mycheekyfinn:

    official-nasa:

    monilip:

    dont-stop-runninggg:

    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

    (via jellybaby916)

    4 months ago  /  740,759 notes  /  Source: malfoysexslave

  6. flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

    flavorsofsam:

    OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

    (via martyblacc)

    4 months ago  /  296,020 notes

  7. sniffing:

    heliolisk:

    joshpeckofficial:

    i’m putting a puppy on my amazon wishlist

    im putting you on mine so that we can both get a bitch for Christmas

    image

    (via martyblacc)

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  8. i-am-santafuckingclaus:

ohmygil:

winterwolff:

viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:


Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.



whoaaaaaaaaaaaa


Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:

    i-am-santafuckingclaus:

    ohmygil:

    winterwolff:

    viennesewaltz:

    crazyrestlessdumblove:

    Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

    EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.

    whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:

    (via martyblacc)

    4 months ago  /  1,423,205 notes  /  Source: cineraria

  9. dangerhamster:

    rnarker:

    a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

    this is literally my favourite joke ever

    (via martyblacc)

    4 months ago  /  301,241 notes

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    4 months ago  /  114,054 notes  /  Source: coolyounghip

  11. libblyster16:

soroyalty:

there’s no such thing as too soon for this gif

THE VCRI SUDDENLY FEEL OLD BECAUSE I STILL REMEMBER WATCHING VHS  TAPES

    libblyster16:

    soroyalty:

    there’s no such thing as too soon for this gif

    THE VCR
    I SUDDENLY FEEL OLD BECAUSE I STILL REMEMBER WATCHING VHS  TAPES

    (via martyblacc)

    4 months ago  /  306,003 notes  /  Source: orgasm

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    4 months ago  /  7,714 notes  /  Source: holybazookas

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  14. hip-hop-lifestyle:

foshiizzzle:

lmao mystery man

ahahahaha mystery man

    hip-hop-lifestyle:

    foshiizzzle:

    lmao mystery man

    ahahahaha mystery man

    (via im-a-walking-paradox)

    6 months ago  /  33,293 notes  /  Source: waffleforeclosure

  15. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    7 months ago  /  181,014 notes  /  Source: lokis-army-at-221b